Saturday, April 24, 2010

The Back-Up Plan

The Back-up Plan starring J-Lo might be one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

I'm a girl, and normally I'm a sucker for cute romance movies. However, this one was way too predictable, and the actual story would never happen in real life.

Here's the plot, sorry guys, yes I'm going to spoil everything, but it's not like you wouldn't be able to predict it if you started watching it anyways!

Jennifer Lopez plays Zoe, a girl who has never found "the one" and think she's never going to find a husband and start a family. So, she wants to make her own baby. Smart, right? Just go to the doctor and use a random sperm doner, and whabam! J-Lo got preggo.

However, of course she ended up just running into the man of her dreams in a random cab. Once they met, the guy automatically liked her. In real life, this would never happen. As if that romance wasn't enough, of course Zoe ran into mr. loverboy a second time.
They end up going on a bunch of very lame dates. Eventually, they have sex, and she decides to tell him she's actually pregnant. He decides to stay with her. At the end, she ends up having cute twin babies, and the man asks her to marry him.

Throughout the movie, you will get to witness a bunch of really bad acting, and some disgusting scenes(including Zoe's dog eating her pregnancy test, then Zoe finding the plus sign in the dog's throw up, a little boy holding a piece of poop, Zoe stuffing her face with disgusting food in order to control her cravings, Zoe searching through a dumpster to find a pillow she likes sleeping with and a woman from a single mothers support group giving live birth in a kiddie swimming pool).

I think I've said enough. Having watched this movie, I think I can wait a long while until I decide to have babies. The only good thing about the movie might be the numerous shots of J-Lo's butt.

Half a star out of four

-Addy Stamenova

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