Monday, July 22, 2013



By all rights, World War Z should have been dead on arrival.
Based on the Max Brooks' novel of the same name, World War Z is a globe spanning, Hollywood big budget summer blockbuster. The kind of film that comes out every year. The movie had two things going for it, one was lead actor Brad Pitt attached to the project and two was the strength of the book itself, also a globe spanning affair detailing the rise of the zombie apocalypse from a U.N. inspector's after action reports.
Brad Pitt plays the aforementioned U.N. inspector. But in the movie, his goal is to find a cure. The movie begins in Philadelphia, putting Pitt's family smack dab in the center of the American outbreak of very fast zombies (unlike the novel's slow zombies). Like its terrific predecessors in seriously good zombie flicks 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks LaterWorld War Z's zombies are fast and their bite turns victims into mindless machines in 12 seconds. It's big budget Hollywood summer action. And all signs pointed to it being awful. Rewrites, delays, and a severe side track from the book's scenes all suggested a bust. But the movie's success shows some positive trends in Hollywood that haven't always been successful.
It was a pet project.
Actors and actresses get paid ludicrous amounts of money to do what they do. And many movies get greenlit just because a famous name has attached themselves to the project. At the same time, many Hollywood A-listers start their own production companies to make movies starring, guess who? Them. The most famous probably being Tom Cruise's production company keeping Mission: Impossible going (and making it better). Brad Pitt was the one who attached himself to World War Z. Is anyone else surprised by that? A multiple academy award nominee (and multiple academy award snub-ee), and one of the greatest actors of his generation, wanted to star in a zombie movie. He used his money to buy the rights, and his fame to get people to go out to see it.
It had to be rewritten.
Putting aside the movie's complete disregard for almost anything in the book, World War Z started out with a pretty cool trailer. Again, Brad Pitt starring in a big budget zombie film that wasn't a comedy. But then rumors started to swirl. Production was halted, the ending was so poor they brought in extra screenwriters to rework the last third of the film. Reshoots had to be done. It was sounding like a train wreck. Fans of the book were even more distraught. And even though the final trailer was fairly epic in scale, it looked so poorly CGI'ed that I wondered what in the world they had spent almost $200 million on. It was a disaster waiting to happen. A giant money pit that only Brad Pitt could potentially rise out of. But then the movie released to both critical and commercial success. After all that had happened, people actually went out to see the movie, and they liked it!
It's still a pretty good movie.
Not just fans, but critics too generally approved of World War Z. Besides almost pointless association with the book because they have nothing in common and some light clichés and dialogue choices, World War Zwas a pretty fun movie. It takes about 10 minutes before the first zombies show up. And they are almost nonstop from there. From thrilling escapes through Philadelphia and Jerusalem, to quite encounters in South Korea and Wales, to the incredibly tense zombie breakout in an airplane midflight, World War Z isn't short on thrills. Nor is it short on scares. Despite being PG-13, and blocking out a whole lot of zombie headshots I'm sure everyone wanted to see in full glory, the movie is as tense and action packed as it should be. And if you look up how the movie was supposed to originally end, I think we can all agree that what was put to theaters is a lot better than what could've been.
Now we know that instead of pushing a product out that isn't ready, movie producers are looking at what they have, deciding it's not good enough and going back to the drawing board. Of course, they are probably in it for the money, but if that means a better movie come opening day, I'm all for it.

Sunday, February 24, 2013

85th Academy Awards: Predictions



Best Picture:
Amour
 Argo
 Beasts of the Southern Wild
 Django Unchained
 Les Misérables
 Life of Pi
 Lincoln
 Silver Linings Playbook
 Zero Dark Thirty

Chris: 
Who will win: This category, seemingly a snap for the past two years, is entirely up in the air. Different films keep getting bumps or nods and Argo seems to be taking the lead at this point. Great movie but I don’t think it’s going to make it without a best director nod. So my pick for will win is Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln.
Who should win: My absolute favorite film of last year (admittedly I haven’t seen them all) was Silver Linings Playbook. I thought it was wonderful and I would be very happy if it took home the gold. The depth of emotion and acting ability is above and beyond past Oscar winners

Joe: 
Who will win:  I think Argo will be winning Best Picture, although there appears to be more competition for this category than in past years.  I have read that this has gotten the top prize at a few other awards shows this season and it could be one of the rare occasions where the Best Picture winner did not have the director nominated.  One film that could pose competition includes Lincoln, since most people love a good historical drama and a Steven Spielberg movie.
Who should win: I also have not see all nine nominees, but Django Unchained was my personal favorite.  It was absolutely amazing, held my attention the entire time, and the directing casting all came together to form a great revenge drama, with plenty of darkly funny parts.  Basically, what you expect from Quentin Tarantino.  

Best Actor in a Leading Role:
Bradley Cooper (Silver Linings Playbook)
Daniel Day-Lewis (Lincoln
Hugh Jackman (Les Miserables)
Joaquin Phoenix (The Master
Denzel Washington (Flight)

Chris:
Who will win: Daniel Day-Lewis. The man played Lincoln. For over two hours. Everyone knows about his crazy ways to get into character. It will be hard to beat him.
Who should win: Bradley Cooper. Silver Linings Playbook is the first intense showing of Cooper’s acting chops. It was by far my favorite performance of the year. He is up against some tough competition with Joaquin Phoenix and Day-Lewis, but I think he deserves it the most. Especially since Day-Lewis already has an Oscar win.

Joe:
Daniel Day-Lewis for both.  He is a brilliant actor and I kept forgetting that he was playing Lincoln.  The costume, voice, mannerisms, and everything else were incredible.  Day-Lewis knows how to disappear in a role and I think he deserves a third Oscar win.

Best Actress in a Leading Role:
Jessica Chastain (Zero Dark Thirty)
Jennifer Lawrence (Silver Linings Playbook)
Emmanuelle Riva (Amour
Quvenzhané Wallis (Beasts of the Southern Wild)
Naomi Watts (The Impossible

Chris:
Who will win: Jennifer Lawrence. Again, Silver Linings Playbook was fantastic. And Lawrence was a big reason for that. The depth you wanted in The Hunger Games is here. I can’t get it out of my head.
Who should win: Jennifer Lawrence. Completely deserved. Chastain is entirely overrated in this category. The only one I see making a J-Law upset is Emmanuelle Riva for her role in Amour.

Joe: I am severely embarrassed, but I have not seen any of the films that these actresses have been nominated for.  However, I have read that the only real competition is between Jessica Chastain for Zero Dark Thirty and Jennifer Lawrence for Silver Linings Playbook.  Although, Emmanuelle Riva is the oldest actress nominated in the history of the award and today is her 86th birthday, so who knows?

Best Director:
Amour (Michael Haneke)
Beasts of the Southern Wild (Benh Zeitlin)
Life of Pi (Ang Lee)
Silver Linings Playbook (David O. Russell)
Lincoln (Steven Spielberg)

Chris: 
Who will win: Steven Spielberg. Best picture almost always goes with best director. It’s the safe bet and to say its undeserved is selling him short.
Who should win: This one is almost too contentious for me. I love David O. Russell (The Fighter is one of my favorite movies) but I think Silver Linings Playbook could have been slightly better. Up in the air for me.

Joe: 

Who will win: I think and hope that Steven Spielberg wins the award for Lincoln.  If this happens it will be his third Oscar win after Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.  He is a brilliant director, who has made some of the most well-regarded films in the history of the medium.  Plus, he spent over a decade trying to get this film made, and the end result was well acted, visually appealing, and surprisingly engaging, since everyone who has read a history book (or lives in this country) knows how it will end.  


Supporting actor:
Christoph Waltz (Django Unchained)
Robert De Niro (Silver Linings Playbook) 
Alan Arkin (Argo) 
Philip Seymour Hoffman (The Master) 
Tommy Lee Jones (Lincoln) 

Chris:
Who will win: Tommy Lee Jones. All the buzz is for him at the moment and no one else really shines beyond anyone else.
Who should win: Quite probably Jones.

Joe: 
Who will win: I will agree with Chris on this.  And Tommy Lee Jones is an extraordinary actor and just of the talented people involved in Lincoln.

Who should win: I got to admit that Christoph Waltz was great in Django Unchained and Tarantino knows how to bring out the best in him, apparently.  This is just my personal preference, however, and everyone in this category are incredible actors.  

Supporting actress:
Anne Hathaway (Les Miserables) 
Amy Adams (The Master)
Sally Field (Lincoln
Helen Hunt (The Sessions
Jackie Weaver (Silver Linings Playbook

Chris 
Who will win: Anne Hathaway. Duh. Who are these other actresses? No one has even mentioned them. This is Hathaway’s to lose.
Who should win: Hathaway.

Joe: 
It seems like Anne Hathwaway is going to win an Oscar this year.  I am assuming most people were completely sold on her when she sang I Dreamed a Dream, live, and in a lovely close-up, in Les Miserable.  

Who should win: I do love Sally Field, but she has already won two Oscars and there is a lot of talent in this category.  Also, I have not seen The Sessions, but I really hope Helen Hunt got nominated for her talent and not for the fact that she was naked for the majority of the movie.  She is a great actress, but also has already won.  



Adapted Screenplay:
Argo
Beasts of the southern wild
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook

Chris: 
Who will win: Argo. Argo's got to win something, because in all honesty it was pretty damn good.
Who should win: Silver Linings Playbook is still my favorite for every category its nominated in.

Joe: 
Who will win: I am also going to say Argo for this.  I saw it a while ago, but remembering it being extremely entertaining and well made.
Who should win: Lincoln?  I just love everyone that Steven Spielberg survives himself with.  He can spot talent like a bloodhound.  





Original Screenplay:
Amour
Django Unchained
Flight
Moonrise Kingdom
Zero Dark Thirty

Chris: 
Who will win: Django Unchained. Not that I want it to win. I just have a feeling that Django will take him this award at the very least.
Who should win: Moonrise Kingdom. Also debatable but I still hate Zero Dark Thirty and hope it doesn’t win anything this year. Also Moonrise was written very well. Don’t try to deny it.

Joe:
I will say Django Unchained for both.  Quentin Tarantino knows how to write darn good movie.  He creates interesting characters and I could not look away.  Also, great ending to the film.  Had he wrecked that, then the entire movie would have been a waste of my time.  

-Chris O'Connell and Joseph Sbrilli  

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Dredd: A Quick Review

Dredd has a longer history than people might think. Many won't even remember the poorly made Judge Dredd with Sylvester Stallone back in the 90s. Even less probably remember the comic book that dealt as much with social commentary as it did with killing people.

Well Dredd is back and it's gone a direction that I highly approve. Skipping almost completely over the social commentary, Dredd has been remade into a good old fashioned violent shoot em up.

For those who don't know the deal, Dredd lives in the ruin of the old world where Judges are given on the spot judicial power. That means if they see you kill someone, they can kill you right then and there with the pretty awesome line "Judgement is final, the sentence is death." When investigating a triple homicide in a 200 story building, Dredd and his partner are locked inside with a homicidal drug kingpin known as mama (Lena Headey). So now they must fight their way to the top if they want to get out alive.

Karl Urban stars as the titular Judge Dredd. And he is badass. Never once taking off his mask, Urban puts on his best scowl for the audience and avoids any sort of inflection except anger in his voice. He grunts, he says one liners and more importantly he kills people with slow motion violence. I loved it.

At the same time, all though this was a stand alone story there were many hints about developing a larger back story and universe to play in. Judging by box office receipts that looks woeful but I for one would enjoy a little more Dredd.

3 out of 4 stars.

-Christopher O'Connell

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Silver Linings Playbook

It's not that often that a film so highly touted as a romantic comedy graces the Oscars with its presence. Why? Because no one can take them seriously. Comedy has no place with the best of the best. However strong this feeling in the academy is, it didn't stop them from nominating Silver Linings Playbook, which is more of a drama than a comedy. And thank God because it is far and away my favorite movie of 2012.

Pat (Bradley Cooper) has just been released after spending eight months in a mental hospital for almost beating to death his wife's lover. The incident triggered a largely dormant bi-polar tendency inside of him. While his father (Robert DeNiro) thinks that Pat could have spent a little more time in the hospital his mother (Jacki Weaver) thought it was time for him to re assimilate into society. Forced to go to therapy, Pat remains under the impression that his wife still loves him and that he must find the silver lining in life and get her back, despite a strong restraining order. But a friend introduces him to his wife's sister Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence) who, despite not going to a mental hospital) has some serious issues ever since her husband died. They bond over their respective problems and then enter a dance competition.

Wait, what? Yeah, it sounds like screenwriting 101 where the teacher tells you there needs to be a climax where the characters work towards something and can change their lives around through the moment. Is it predictable? Yes, but it is still amazing and it is because of a clever script and an excellent cast.

Who would've guessed Bradley Cooper was so good? I remember him as the bad guy from Wedding Crashers and then the goodlooking one on The Hangover. But here we have a powerful, powerful performance that is certainly worthy of an Oscar. At the same time Jennifer Lawrence is way better than I have ever given her credit for. I know she was decent and that she has a wonderful personality (seriously watch any of her interviews) but I never knew that she could act. Well she can. She can do it very well and she can hold her own against Cooper and DeNiro who is playing one of the best characters he has in a long time. Throw in a mentally unstable Chris Tucker and you have a fantasmic cast that just gets better as the film progresses.

There are some parts of the film that kind of detract from it. There's a whole betting/Philadelphia Eagles subplot that seems important at sometimes and at others feels shoehorned in. The whole situation that leads to the end, while supposedly being the inciting incident, just feels random. They needed the story to progress so they kind of just put it in. It isn't bad, it just feels out of place.

But all is forgiven. I laughed and I very nearly cried as well. My Oscar for basically all the categories it has been nominated in. Their respectful yet revealing treatment of mental disease and finding unexpected love is a moving tale and shouldn't be classified as just a rom-com.

This is grade-A drama and you should go see it.

3 1/2 out of 4 stars

-Christopher O'Connell

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Zero Dark Thirty

Ask if I liked The Hurt Locker. Go on, do it. I dare you.

I didn't like it. Boom. Come at me bro.

And now we have Zero Dark Thirty which is essentially being touted as The Hurt Locker with Bin Laden. I would agree. And for me that is a bad thing. Because I think Kathryn Bigelow is a very overrated director and her win for The Hurt Locker blew me away. Zero Dark Thirty has the same kind of buzz, rightfully so detailing one of the most intense manhunts in the history of everything, and is looked to as one of the Oscar frontrunners.

The story of Osama Bin Laden is one that can be traced back to the early 90's at least. Perhaps even farther. But this isn't the story about him. It's not even entirely about the manhunt to find him. It's about the CIA operative who spent the majority of her life hunting him down. Maya (Jessica Chastain) starts out in the American embassy in Pakistan and quickly shows that she can handle torture and is very motivated to find Bin Laden. Over the course of ten years she watches multiple leads slip through her fingers, watches friends die in the hunt, and has to sit by while the government doesn't act on what she believes is rock solid information. I wonder how much of it is true and it certainly is a debate everyone will be having. Of course we all know how it ends. The good guys win and Osama takes a one way trip to the ocean floor.

It's going to be hard to review this movie because there was many parts I didn't like. And just because I don't like Bigelow doesn't mean she doesn't know how to make a film. The first 5 minutes of the film is a black screen with the sounds of 9/11 phone calls through the speakers. It was tense, heartbreaking, and set up the entire reason why everyone is so motivated to find this man and kill him. And at the very end of the film, when the helicopters take off to insert Seal Team 7 is a mastery example of visual effects, pacing and tense drama.

But the middle is a muddled experience. There is a lot of torture. And I was never sure of the film was supporting it or saying something against it. In all reality it probably wasn't saying anything at all, just that it was the necessary evil they took to find those responsible for the hijackings. But if this is how we treat prisoners of war, it's not surprising the U.S. isn't exactly revered in the Middle East.

Characters are come and go. The only constant is Maya. And the only reason I knew her name was that her AIM screenname was Maya147 or something like that. I never learned anyone else's name. Characters who seemed important would disappear and then show up years later with important stuff and never be shown again. Even Maya's character isn't developed that well. Sometimes she's really serious and intensely analyzes information and then she says "Shutup!" like a mean girl when a colleague finds a new lead. What the hell? Is the CIA high school?

Honestly, it just felt sloppy. There was a loose conglomeration of scenes that seemed only slightly related. I'd much rather watch the documentary about the whole thing coming out this year. The beginning and ending scenes were great but this film doesn't do nearly as much as it should and all of its praise is highly overrated. I will certainly be rooting against it this Oscar season.

2 1/2 out of 4 stars.

-Christopher O'Connell

P.S. Chris Pratt? As a Navy Seal? As Maya would say on instant messenger "LOL".

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Django Unchained

Now it's no secret that Quentin Tarantino is one of my most despised directors. Not because he is a bad director (case in point: Reservoir Dogs) but because he considers himself God's gift to directing. Meaning he can do whatever he wants because Tarantino does what he wants. And then critics shower him with praise for being adjectives like bold and daring.

With that said, Django Unchained is very unlike other Tarantino films, but very similar to one in particular: Inglourious Basterds. And I want to say I like it, but at the same time I don't and both options make me feel a teensy bit racist.

But let's sum up the plot. Right before the Civil War, former German dentist turned bounty hunter Dr. King Schultz (Christoph Waltz) buys former slave Django (Jamie Foxx) to help him find three criminals who only Django knows look like. Upon killing them, Schultz takes it upon himself to train Django in the ways of bounty hunting. But Django's wife has been sold into slavery to a known horrible plantation owner Calvin Candie (Leonardo DiCaprio). Django and Schultz hatch a quite complicated scheme to buy her back from Candie.

Complicated? Yea for sure. Long? Getting there. Bloody? Holy hell. This film is tinted in red. The action buff in me was kind of pumped. The excess blood is almost too much at times but boy is it satisfying to see a bad guys stomach shoot out a stream of blood all over the room. The blood budget must have been more than what they paid the actors.

Of course I'm joking. Tarantino decided to do a little homage to the spaghetti western of old. And the first half of the movie accomplishes that. We have a terrific black superhero here, delivering hot lead justice to an oppressed south. And this would have been a fine movie if Django Unchained didn't take some different paths with its storytelling.

Django doesn't seem to know what to do with itself. We have this uber violent revenge/rescue story that uses a slavery ridden south as a clever backdrop to motivate both the audience and the characters. But then the movie seems like it's trying to say something. And no one can figure out what the hell it's trying to say. Very violent scenes like a mandingo fight to the death and dogs ripping a runaway slave apart seem to be just violence for violence's sake and it is quite uncomfortable, and not in the good, makes you think about oscars sort of way.

On the one hand, this is the sort of movie everyone wants to see. African-Americans, at least if I was one, would want to see a strong black hero rising up against the, quite-literally, most violent slavers in existence. Whites want to see the same thing because they want to symbolically see that part of their past wiped out in gruesome fashion.

But where Inglourious Basterds succeeds in that fashion, Django fails. And I honest to God wish I could explain why. Tarantino just seems to glorify violence for violence's sake without sparking the necessary discussion or dealing with the seriousness of what he is doing.

Django is still quite entertaining full of good performances and ironically, the least like any Tarantino film I've seen. Don't expect any oscars though.

3 out of 4 stars

-Christopher O'Connell

P.S. I looked it up. Leo actually cut his hand when he slammed his fist on the table. All that blood all over his hand? Actual blood. Now there's an actor.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

The Guilt Trip

Barbra Streisand may be 70, but she is showing no signs of retiring anytime soon.  Which is great news for people like me who love her music and like the random movies that I have seen her in.

Anne Fletcher, who directed the poorly reviewed, but well-cast and quite funny box-office hit The Proposal, is the nice lady in charge of directing Streisand in her first starring role in 16 years.  Seth Rogen stars as her son...at first they seem like a weird combination...who knows?...maybe they still are a weird combination, but as I watched the movie I got used to it.  Eventually I was willing to accept that Barbra may have given birth to Seth Rogen.  

The premise is pretty simple.  Rogen plays Andy Brewster, an inventor who is traveling across the country to show off his fancy, scientific, and non-toxic cleaning spray.  Yep, that is a major plot point...something else that I had to accept.  Andy asks his widowed mother Joyce to come along for the ride, because it is pretty obvious that everything in life is more enjoyable if you do it with Barbra Streisand.  The truth is that Andy wants his mother to see the man whom she fell in love with before marrying Andy's father and whom she has not seen in decades. Throughout the film all sorts of crazy and random things happen, including seeing the Grand Canyon, Barbra eating a gigantic piece of steak, and stumbling upon an exotic dancer who happens to be a car expert.

To be completely honest the two leads have very little to work with.  Naturally, the plot is pretty thin, but with a better script, it could have been much more entertaining.  The movie was severely lacking jokes.  When someone does decide to crack a joke it is often amusing, but was probably already used in the trailer.  Also, I am pretty indifferent to Seth Rogen, but he was not obnoxious or gross in this, so he did not bother me.  As far as Barbra Streisand goes, I wish she had channeled a little bit of "Roz Focker," from Meet the Fockers and Little Fockers.  By the way she is the only part of the last one that is not horrifying crappy and awful.  That character was just crazy and hilarious to me and I loved her with Dustin Hoffman.  Lastly, I felt that her previous two starring roles, both from the 1990s (Prince of Tides and The Mirror Has Two Faces) displayed her acting abilities more.  However, my favorite scenes with her in The Guilt Trip involved her crying and dropping the token f-word in this PG-13 movie.   

The film also needed a better supporting cast...or a supporting cast at all.  Rogen and Streisand are to my knowledge in every single scene of this movie and they can only do so much with the lines they are given.  The Proposal benefitted from a great supporting cast, especially the scene stealing Betty White.  The Guilt Trip on the other hand has other actors who serve no purpose in the whole of the film, but merely fill a couple minutes of screen time and are never heard from again.  

I do love Barbra Streisand...but I'm going to give this 1 1/2  out 4 stars.  It is infinitely better than Little Fockers, like most things in life are.  It is not a terrible movie, mainly because I did not leave the theater infuriated and I did get to see Barbra Streisand on the big screen.  However, it is not as funny as it should have and could have been and the plot was not the strongest.  Most people who read this blog probably won't even watch this...since this is definitely geared toward older people or perhaps parents.  But if you like either or both of the leads...then obviously you should Redbox it for a dollar or so.

-Joseph Sbrilli